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To get to the other side. This classic joke has an anti-humor punchline, suggesting a mundane reason for a nonsensical scenario.

Because it saw the salad dressing. This joke anthropomorphizes the tomato causing it to blush (turn red) in a human-like manner.

Igloos it together. This joke relies on the pun 'igloos', playing on the word 'glues' and the natural habitat of penguins (igloos).

A stick. This joke capitalizes on the unexpected simplicity of the answer, as the setup leads one to think of something more complex.

Hebrews it. The punchline plays on the religious figure Moses and the word 'brews', both as a method of making tea and a reference to the Hebrew people.

Because they are two-tired. This pun involves the homophone 'two-tired' that plays with the concept of exhaustion and bicycles having two tires.

A meowtain. This joke is a playful combination of 'meow', a noise that cats make, and the word 'mountain'.

Because every play has a cast. The humor arises from the pun on 'cast', which could mean a group of actors or a supportive device for a broken limb.

Because they lactose. This joke uses the word 'lactose' as a pun on 'lack-toes', referring humorously to the absence of toes in cows.

Frostbite. This joke uses the literal 'crossing' of two entities to create a humorous compound word relevant to both.

An investigator. This joke relies on the pun created by combining 'alligator' with 'vest', resulting in 'investigator'.

Because they arrrr. This joke is based on the stereotypical pirate pronunciation of 'are' and the word 'pirate' itself.

In case he got a hole in one. This joke uses a pun involving the golf term 'hole in one' and the possibility of ripping one's pants.

He just needed a little space. This joke creates a pun on 'space' as a physical area and the astronaut's occupation.

A carrot. This joke is based on the rhyming of 'carrot' with 'parrot', creating an absurd but humorous mental image.

Because she will let it go. This joke references the song 'Let It Go' from Disney's Frozen and plays on the double meaning of 'letting go' of a balloon.

Nacho cheese. This joke is a play on words where 'nacho' sounds like 'not yo'', suggesting possession humorously.

You boil the hell out of it. This joke offers a humorous explanation to creating holy water by using the phrase figuratively.

I'll meet you at the corner. This joke anthropomorphizes walls and uses the literal meeting of walls at a corner as a punchline.

They don't have the guts. This joke plays on the literal absence of internal organs in skeletons and the idiomatic expression for courage.

Dam. This joke takes advantage of the homophone 'dam' sounding like a common expletive and a structure for containing water.

Time to get a new fence. This joke plays with the expectation of a literal answer to a time question and provides a humorous non-literal response.

Because they make up everything. The joke is based on the double meaning of 'make up', referring to atoms as fundamental particles and the act of fabrication.

A gummy bear. The punchline is a pun that combines the term for a toothless condition (gummy) and a type of candy (gummy bear).

Because 7 8 (ate) 9. This joke plays on the homophone 'ate' sounding like 'eight', suggesting a silly reason why numbers would have fear.

Because they love them with all of their art. This joke puns on 'art' sounding like 'heart', suggesting a deep emotional connection.

You planet. This joke relies on the word 'planet' sounding like 'plan it', in reference to organizing an event.

Nice belt! This joke personifies numbers and humorously comments on the shape of the number eight as if it were wearing a belt.

Because he was outstanding in his field. The joke plays with 'outstanding in his field' as both a literal description and a metaphor for excellence.

Sneakers. This joke exploits the dual meaning of 'sneakers' both as a type of shoe and a play on the stealth of ninjas.